Reindeer Games

So it has come to my attention that there is something seriously wrong (well, many but I don't wanna stay up all night typing) with the men of Portland, Oregon. In my year of dating a few of them, my experience has been that they are lacking the simple skill of ending a relationship with a girl respectfully. As in, they... don't. They just kinda let it run it's course via communication breakdown. No phone calls. No emails. No texts. Not even a post-it note! Nichts! And you know what? That's just rude. They are clearly underestimating how capable us women are emotionally because you know why; it's because we're used to it. We've been through the pomp and circumstance of relationships ending and most of us have it pretty well under control. So why the disrespect? Why not be like that Nada Surf song where they're talking about (I'm paraphrasing here) just going up and telling her it's over. She'll understand. She'll respect you in the future or however it goes. Point being is that these Portland guys need to quit playing these reindeer games and grow a fucking pair! Cause if you wont, then I'm probably gonna have to grow one for you.